deanwinchestersshortshorts:

stability:

The grinch had 2 moms and no one ever said anything about it

the grinch isn’t a good example of a child successfully being brought up by homosexuals 

deirdreskye:

bombing:

baby we can’t roleplay if you can’t accept the fact that a dark mage can’t use healing spells. in what bullshit universe would that even happen

a dark mage could easily heal herself through draining or leeching spells. fuck this post.

britney2007spears:

relative: so when are you gonna get a girlfriend

my gay ass:

image

j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

CORAL
Rick Grimes (when referring to his son)
SEND ME A FETISH AND I’LL RATE IT

partynauseous:

fetish: no | rather not | I dunno | I guess | sure yes | FUCK yes | oh god you don’t even know | right here, right now

kosherqueer:

me: *pauses mid-blow job* did you know that despite what it shows in mulan, the huns never existed as a putative entity contemporaneously with, let alone geographically close to, the tang chinese empire, the period in which the original story of mulan took place?

 - Tops bottoming for the first time
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